Breakfast Baffle 2008
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March 31, 2008 The average woman does this 17 times before getting married.
March 27, 2008 38% of those who buy one of these will never use it.
March 26, 2008 41% of women would like to have control over this.
March 25, 2008 A mom who does this is more likely to make nutritious meals for her kids.
March 24, 2008 Doing this before getting married increases the odds of having a good marriage. ANSWER: Getting your college degree.
March 21, 2008 91% of men and women find this sexy. ANSWER: Monogamy.
March 20, 2008 Doin' this at work can cause weight gain. ANSWER: Workin' overtime.
March 19, 2008 If you work out, this will cause you to shorten your routine by 25%. ANSWER: Exercising near a hot person.
March 18, 2008 This is the number 1 complaint women have about men in the workplace. ANSWER: "They don't listen."
March 17, 2008 1/3 of us are gonna get a new WHAT this year. ANSWER: Hairstyle. 30% of Americans change their hairstyle once a year or more often, with 1 in 10 changing it several times a year More than 60% of Americans cannot live without product when styling their hair, naming hairspray and styling gel as their top two necessities 6 in 10 Americans visit a hair salon at least 4 times a year with more than half of them diligently visiting every five weeks or more often A cut or trim is the most popular reason to visit the beauty salon on a regular basis with highlights or lowlights and coloring coming in second.
March 14, 2008 60% of women want to change this about their man. ANSWER: Something about his FACE - nose, wrinkles, etc.
March 13, 2008 67% of married people said this did NOT happen at their wedding. ANSWER: The Kiss did not involve any tongue.
March 12, 2008 If you can do this, it makes you more attractive to the opposite sex. ANSWER: Speak a foreign language.
March 11, 2008 Scientists predict that within the next 100 years these will be extinct. ANSWER: Redheads. If predictions by the Oxford Hair Foundation come to pass, the number of natural redheads everywhere will continue to dwindle until there are none left by the year 2100.
March 10, 2008 Male shoppers say they're better at this than female shoppers. ANSWER: Navigating the shopping cart.
March 7, 2008 90% of us have these at home. ANSWER: Smoke detectors. 1/3 of which don't even work.
March 6, 2008 Only 10% of married people trust their spouse to do this. ANSWER: Wake them in the morning.
March 5, 2008 1 in 20 of us are doing this right now (and it's potentially embarrassing if caught). ANSWER: Wearing mismatched socks.
March 4, 2008 40% of us have done this while driving. ANSWER: Nodded off.
March 3, 2008 60% of men and 47% of women will do this on their next day off. ANSWER: Work.
February 29, 2008 60% of men and 47% of women will do this on their next day off. ANSWER: Work.
February 28, 2008 The average homeowner spends 3 days per year doin' this. ANSWER: Waiting for service people to show up (swamp cooler, cable, etc.).
February 27, 2008 More than 1/4 of us have changed this since our childhood. ANSWER: Our religion / faith.
February 26, 2008 Doing this once a day can help reduce stress and improve mental health. ANSWER: Eating cereal. Regular consumption of breakfast cereal is associated with reduced stress and improved physical and mental health. Those who ate cereal daily had lower levels of cortisol, a hormone that rises with stress.
February 25, 2008 Chances are 1 in 4 that this has happend to you ... and you don't even know it. ANSWER: You've been GOOGLED.
February 22, 2008 42% of dads do this with their kids, compared with 56% of moms. ANSWER: Give their kids the "birds and the bees" talk.
February 21, 2008 60% of us have done this during our commute. ANSWER: Flirted with someone in another vehicle.
February 20, 2008 Women are twice as likely as men to do this in the car. ANSWER: Finish getting dressed.
February 19, 2008 A Cosmo "study" shows that we're more attracted to someone when we share this trait. ANSWER: Speed at which we talk.
February 15, 2008 If a woman wants a guy to change his mind, it's best to talk to him when he is doing this. ANSWER: Laying down.
February 14, 2008 Half of people think this is cheezy on Valentine's Day. ANSWER: Proposing.
February 13, 2008 You're viewed as more important at work when you do this ANSWER: Walk faster.
February 12, 2008 Women are doing less of what this week? ANSWER: They're spending less on their men for Valentine's Day this year.
February 11, 2008 In a Valentine's poll, this came in as the Number One Romantic Activity from both men and women. ANSWER: Takin' a walk together. |
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February 8, 2008 About 6 million people will do this on Valentine's Day. ANSWER: Break up.
February 7, 2008 12% of gift givers on Valentines will be giving one of these. ANSWER: A gift card.
February 6, 2008 Introduced 70 years ago, sales of this grew 10% in the last year. ANSWER: Mac 'n cheese.
February 5, 2008 Women are 50% more likely than men to do this with their work. ANSWER: Take more than one sick day at a time.
February 4, 2008 14% of married men do this at least once a year without telling their wives. ANSWER: Lose a bet.
February 1, 2008 25% of guys have used this. ANSWER: Lipstick.
January 31, 2008 Experts say this lasts, on average, 10 hours. ANSWER: A bad mood.
January 30, 2008 98% of us have made this phone call. ANSWER: Called our own cell to find it when it's lost.
January 29, 2008 1/4 of us are doin' this less than just a few months ago. ANSWER: Watchin' TV.
January 28, 2008 83% of us believe this exists. ANSWER: Soul mates.
January 25, 2008 40% of women say they only do this to impress men. ANSWER: Wear high heals.
January 24, 2008 When done at work, this grosses out 36% of co-workers. ANSWER: Walkin' around without shoes.
January 23, 2008 21% of women say the perfect man has this. ANSWER: A moustache.
January 22, 2008 Women are more likely than men to do this while driving. ANSWER: Talk to their car.
January 21, 2008 Sales of this went up 43% in the last year. ANSWER: Video games.
January 18, 2008 This lasts about 5 days. ANSWER: A roll of toilet paper.
January 17, 2008 More than 10% of wealthy women do this. ANSWER: Shop at the Wal-Mart.
January 16, 2008 34% of us do this at work. January 15, 2008 14% of us have experienced this. January 14, 2008 40% of us find this embarrassing.
January 11, 2008 65% of us still have one of these in our home. ANSWER: A Cassette player. | ||
January 10, 2008 23% of us have cried over this. ANSWER: A bad haircut.
January 9, 2008 If you have one, there's a 50/50 chance you've taken it into the bathroom. ANSWER: A laptop computer.
January 8, 2008 About 20% of us do this every day. ANSWER: Drink an espresso-based coffee drink.
January 7, 2008 89% of women prefer to do this alone. ANSWER: Shop. The top reasons cited are their man's impatience and the way he stands around OUTSIDE the store she's in. The number one reason men don't like to shop with their ladies: She has to go in EVERY SINGLE STORE.
January 4, 2008 The average family spends $524 per year on this. ANSWER: Cell service. For the first time in history the average spent on cell phones per household has surpassed the average amount spent on a traditional land-line.
January 3, 2008 10% of us are afflicted with this. ANSWER: A pretty severe fear of needles.
January 2, 2008 This has a lifespan of about 90 days. ANSWER: Your New Year's gym membership
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